unquotable quotes

I had a class of students first semester of my last year of teaching that were so funny I began keeping a piece of paper and a pen next to me during all of our classes so that I could write down the things they said. So many times I would completely lose my composure (let's pretend I ever had any) and crack up at the random things that proceeded from their mouths. Of course out of context, and out of the classroom... none of it's really THAT funny but I get a good laugh out of it and that's enough for me :) So, here you go...

“you’re allowed to have Propel because it’s clear” Sammy

“She used to yell at me for farting in class” Anonymous ;)

“Wait til’ God feeds, clothes you, and drinks you… I mean gives you water.” Bryce

“Wait…is your hair dead babies?” Grace

“Thanks Brah” Lucas…. “I am not a woman’s article of clothing.” Christian

“Were you wearing clothes?” Grace

“I typed in ‘sex’ in the keyword box and it came out Matthew 5:28

“I don’t kid about In n’ Out” Cecil

“All the lonely kids…and then they get a parent, so it’s good” Sammy

“And why are you anxious about clothing?...Never.” Minsoo

“Sometimes when I eat, I moan.” Christian

“My sister is a ninja” Lucas