Andy Funnies

For those of you who don't know Andy is my three year old little brother, here are some of his latest funnies
*fyi "Gee" is what he calls me, he can say Jennifer now, but I don't let him:)


1) Yesterday, Daddy took Andy to pre-school and when the teacher answered the door, Andy said "this is my friend Daddy".

2) Momma has been putting gel on her hair to make it curly and Andy said " I want regular Momma, not new Momma"

3) This morning when getting Andy dressed, Momma began to sing " Do you love me, now that I can dance." Andy said, "No, you can't sing that, only Gee can sing it."

4) When asked what he is going to be when he grows up, he says " a lizardfinder".

5) Andy has learned we can't say "oh my gosh", so he tells you to say "oh my dear".

6) I will have the only son that says "oopsy daisy", when he drops something.

7) Of course on the other side, after he socks Daddy or some other boy, he says "sorry, it was an accident." (yeah right).